Cale henituse was tired. All he wanted after dealing with that white radish and the sealed god was to rest. If only his family got the memo to stop nagging him. Or, a month after the war with the White Star and Sealed God, the gods decide to help Cale rest by showing the thought process behind his self-sacrificial ways. (Or, the author is tired of seeing Cale's family scold him for his actions whenever they read a reaction fic, so they thought they could give it a try.)

| This guy was weird. Did he not know who he was? Yeah, that was probably the explanation, no sane person would willingly house the feared Yiling Patriarch in their house... right? "Hey, mister, didn't you ask who I was?" "Why would I care? I'm still waiting for an answer on why you were lying on the ground dying in what is basically my backyard." | Wei Wuxian falls off the cliff and dies. Or well, he should've. But when Cale's involved nothing goes 'as it should', right? So instead, Wei Wuxian wakes up very much alive, and very confused as to who this random person is. Why don't they recognise him? Why are they so clueless on literally everything, and why are they saying that the Burial Mounds is their backyard?? --- Crossposted on Ao3 under YummyPumpkinIcecream

"What do you want from me, Nedzu?" "I would like you to study under me, Henituse-san." 'Hm? What?' "Of course, I would still want you to be safe from the villains targeting you, so you would need to stay here most of the time." 'This fucker.' Or, after falling unconscious, Cale wakes up in UA's infirmary, confused with a mission to somehow get home. Along the way, he unwillingly becomes a teacher assistant? Cale never signed up for this.

"So ..." Cale sighed, wondering how the superhero managed to plunge his trust in humanity into the depth of a trench in the span of, what, a month? Fuck. "Tony, just get it straight. What did you do this time?" "Well, the thing is I'll never get it straight. Get it, Cale?" He cast a ferocious glare on him, a shame that using the Dominating Aura on a patient with heart disease would violate the doctor's code of ethics (not like he was afraid of using it, of course). "Yeah, okay. Fine, I'll get it straight. I have a bomb." Have? "And it's gonna explode. Like, right now." A beat. "Tony, what-?!" Then it fucking exploded. - Or, Cale's daily life as the Avengers' private doctor.

Kim Rok Soo would like to say that he did not want any of this. He just wanted to play some video games. He has no idea how it came to this. - Or: a streamer AU where Kim Rok Soo is a famous streamer, and his daily life with him and his children

Finally, Cale looked skyward and deadpanned. "Cale," he whispered in mock despair, "You fool. You absolute fool. You got yourself isekai'd into another protagonist's story again." Gojo Satoru had latched onto him. And there was no escape. ----------------------------------- Author's Note: [Trash of the Count's Family] and [Jujutsu Kaisen] doesn't belong to me. The characters may become OOC. English isn't my native language. Do pardon me for any mistakes.

Each chapter is a different oneshot where the Cale we know and love is born into a world that has similarities to the ones that hold Disney princesses - Or: Basically Cale being the Disney princess he is and his family are there for the ride There isn't reincarnation or anything like that, it's just an AU Cale will mostly be the main character but sometimes others will, depending on who suits what role. I plan on adding my favourite ship: Cale x Money

"Why me?", was Cale's general thought while traveling through the freshly discovered lands of a new continent. Accompanying him are Choi Han - actor supreme -, Eruhaben - a grumpy dragon that got mistaken for many things but a dragon -, Vicross - his sharp knife skills still scare people -, Ron - scary butler extraordinary but at least can act -, and the kids. They encountered various people in search of the displaced dark elves that traveled these lands first. A weird mercenary group? Check. Another secret organization? Check. (Slacker life? ...yeah, no.) Cale despaired but at least the rest had fun. Also... why did he have a bad feeling concerning the so-called "Siren Song"? Hopefully, just another myth and nothing more.

Cale was in love. Undoubtedly so. A battle with a coffee machine ended with him finding love, struggles, and the sweet knowledge that the world was a far more interesting place than he always thought it was. The utterly charming Kim Rok Soo was a nice distraction from his boring life, although, Cale would love to just shake the oblivious man and tell him that "Yes, I fucking love you! No, this is not a joke!" 'Please, Kim Rok Soo, pay me attention!' Cale internally sobbed.

Kim Rok Soo reincarnated as Lord's son. His memories were sealed for five years, now as a child he recovers his memories in a confused way. But what would happen when he found out he was in a soap opera?Your Mother Jour was supposed to be a protagonist, but she died. Now he will have to replace his mother, before the world turns into chaos. Author's note:I want to mix the original world of the novel and combine it with a Wuxia world, like in the Xiaolen arc, but I have no idea how to write the Wuxia world, so I'm going to do it my way. It will have a mix of magic and cultivation. ⚠️English is not my native language Note to readers: Please like the story, just viewing it makes me sad.