Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_

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(Y/n)-chan has just gotten a new job as Roger Doofenshmirtz's secretary. There, she meets the man of her dreams. Read to find out more! (tw: murder, vore)

Through the tough times of your parent's recent divorce, and the sudden move, you felt like you were facing the world on your own; and yet not. You constantly feel eyes on you that doesn't belong to anyone you knew. It felt unworldly. Even though you may feel stressed or feel that nobody understands you, there's someone out there who does. And maybe they're not human at all.

Accepted under the mentorship of your idol and the world's hottest chef Gordon Ramsay, you must prove your skill and determination through competing in Hell's Kitchen- A month long cooking contest versus fifteen other fierce contestants and difficult challenges. If you lose, it's back to your lonely apartment and shitty job. But if you win, you'll work as the Head Chef of Gordon's personal restaurant... and you might earn his heart along the way. This story is mature and contains some smut, denoted by a * before the chapter title. Please be mature enough to read such content! Highest rankings: #1 Reader #1 Submissive #1 Polyamory #1 Reality #1 GordonRamsay #1 Gordon #1 Ramsay #1 Competition #1 Mentor #1 British #1 HellsKitchen #1 HK #1 Kitchen #1 TVShow #1 Bonding #1 RealPerson Disclaimer: I do not own Hell's Kitchen nor do I know Chef Ramsay in real life (unfortunately). This is just a fanfiction about the fiery Chef himself. ;)

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Can we pretend airplanes in the night skies are like shooting cum?😩😩😩

Lol I wrote this in middle school and in re-writing it now that I'm in high school

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

(THIS IS A JOKE I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE) Biden and Trump are both running for president, however trump and soon realize he's caught feelings for his own enemy. How did he catch feelings? He doesn't even know, he doesn't want to like him but somehow he does. He can't like Biden, he's in a relationship with pence! Imagine how poor pency the twink would feel if he knew what trump felt about his own enemy.