Hermitcraft-based oneshots for ships and romantic angst/fluff. Requests are being taken!

Behold ~Hermit multiverse shenanigans~

I wrote this at 3AM lol

The blue is drugs, and so Ghostbur is a drug dealer and no one from the smp knows about it.

THIS IS A JOKE

In which Ted Nivison tries to survive the apocalypse, with superpowers. --- "In this situation, solitude was safer, of course. Less of a chance of suddenly getting attacked by an elemental monster. Other people were dangerous, Ted knew, so he did his best to stay away from them. But here's the catch: it was incredibly fucking lonely." --- Disclaimer: These are heavily fictionalized versions of the creators involved, written for the sake of fiction, to practice my writing, and to have fun. I have nothing but respect for these people and I want to make sure I'm respecting their boundaries; I won't include shipping or graphic violence. If you think I'm still crossing any boundaries with this story, please let me know; and as always if I make anyone involved uncomfortable and you'd like me to take this down, I'll gladly do so. Thank you! --- EDIT November 13th 2020: See the beginning of "we're gonna pretend (intermission)" for a full explanation of the state of this work. But, in summary, I took a six-month hiatus after chapter 7 was published, and basically just stopped writing. Chapters 8 and 9, an interlude and the epilogue, are the only two chapters I had that were at any stage of completion whatsoever, and were originally going to be the 13th and 19th chapter respectively. The first six chapters are still a completed "arc", and 7, 8 and 9 can pretty much stand on their own. The rest of the story remains unwritten and unpublished, but I at least wanted to get the concepts I did have out there for you to read. I'm sorry I can't give you a complete story, but, well, I hope you can enjoy this regardless.

*COMPLETED* All Dark and Anti do is bicker and fight with each other recently. One night Dark can't take it anymore and storms out of the house looking for some easy prey. He stumbles upon a man killing his wife then trying to kill his young daughter y/n. Dark bursts in saves y/n, and kills the man or so he thinks... Anti and Dark decide to raise y/n as their own daughter. There's just one problem, Dark didn't kill the man like he first thought and now his face is plastered all over the news for kidnapping. y/n helps bring Anti and Dark closer together and the fighting stops. But throw in other egos, a demon killing cult and a disapproving Markiplier and their semi-normal lives will be flipped upside down. But for better or for worse?

What if Ghostbur tried to get revived a third time after Phil, Eret, Tubbo, and Ranboo got Totems of undieing?

I'm sorry for the unoriginal first chapter... You are a four year old, adopted by the alter-egos of Markiplier. PLEASE NOTE THAT MARK IS NOT THE MAIN IPLIER IN THIS! {THANK YOU FOR 20K!}

*REQUESTS CLOSED* •Markiplier & egos •Jacksepticeye & egos •Thomas Sanders & Sander Sides I don't do any real life ships WARNING: Some blood, gore, angst, and fluff- *no lemons or smut* ((All character rights belong to Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, and Thomas Sanders. I do not own characters they have specifically trademarked as theirs, as canon, and only own false characters made for this fanfiction, which is not canon)) ((No fanart is mine unless specifically said as such))