{telltale batjokes au} Batman's days were over, and Bruce Wayne was living a normal life, well, as normal as a billionare can be. Although, things change quickly when he gets a phone call. John Doe is missing. Bruce is worried of course, but he doesn't realise how close John actually is.

After about a year of them living together, what are two friends, who both like each other, to do? Smut and nsfw eventually. This story has everything from fluff to lemons though. Something for everyone :) Based on the TellTale Batman games. I don't own this game so don't come after me with that copyright bull****.

Batjokes Headcanons!

Poison in the Blood Gotham AU rowenaaine "If it had been anyone but Gordon asking him to do this, and for anyone other than Jeremiah Valeska, Bruce would have bristled and told them that he wasn't a man to be ordered about. But this oddly timed and mysterious request certainly had his attention. With the unexplained distance Jeremiah had recently put between them, and Jim's urgent phone call, Bruce needed answers." Bruce Wayne is asked by Captain James Gordon to visit Jeremiah Valeska at the man's fortified bunker. Gordon won't say why other than Gotham needs Bruce's help for urgent police business. Bruce can't imagine what Jeremiah and police business have to do with one another, and he's also harboring some hard feelings after his relationship with Jeremiah went from love-at-first-sight to near strangers in less than four days. Visiting the bunker is the last thing Bruce wants to do. So of course, he's going. Goes AU at Episode 18 where Bruce and Jeremiah shake hands. I wrote the majority of this before episodes 20-22 aired, so many of the scenes from Gotham you may be familiar with are missing.

A clown and a bat, sitting in a cell/ sitting in a mental hospital/ sitting in a rooftop T-a-l-k-i-n-g. The kissing will come later. - Prepare yourselves for a grey Bruce, that's all I'm sayin'. Oh, and for future smut, that too. This is a re-write of The Dark Knight, of course.

Batman x joker one shots! don't like? then don't read, that simple. I have other one shot books so please take a look at them. Enjoy and as always, requests are welcome ♡

Batman x joker oneshots A lot of smut Kinky bdsm

I wanna do this because I love this ship so much. They are shortish stories on Batman and Joker.

HI, MY NAME IS BETHANY HEEHEEHEE. So Tiger asked me to take over her Wattpad account until she can get her crap sorted out and I was like, "Sure, dude!" I adore this girl! I absolutely loooooove Batjokes, so I decided, hey, Tiger wouldn't mind me writing a book of my own, m'I right!?