HOW TO BE A HERO!!! (Alfred's guide to becoming a hero)
WHAT UP MY PEOPLE?!? AMERICA HERE TO TEACH Y'ALL HOW TO BE A HERO LIKE ME! BY THE END OF THIS, YOU'LL BE A TOTALLY RAD AWESOME HERO, JUST LIKE MYSELF!!!!! ~ Alfred ~~~~~~~ Um, so Alfie made me set up this book for him... I'm sorry, he's crazy. (Alfred: AM NOT! YOU'RE THE CRAZY ONE!) Don't listen to him. :) Anyways, h...