No minors this will all be romantic :) Schedule: every Thursday yell at me if I forget (it'll be slow until I get back into writing)

Trump loves oranges His skin was orange to show his love A room in the Trump Tower dedicated to oranges A room in the White House dedicated to oranges The problem was he could never find the perfect orange When he met a certain orange, however, it was love at first sight If only the orange felt the same way

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

The day Charli Damelio killed shrek😔

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

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