~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?

[COMPLETED] "Rylee, I'm not gay. " "Are you trying to convince me, or yourself that?"

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

Super cute and fluffy fan-fiction following Draco and Harry as they slowly fall for each other. Gets almost a li'l smutty towards the end ✨ A/N: This was my first ever fanfic that I wrote purely for myself as a testing-the-water-thing. While I am extremely happy for entering this new world (for me!) of fanfic, this particular story reads like a one-shot, and it definitely lacks character development and things happen a li'l too fast at points. I hope you will enjoy this little piece, but please keep in mind that it was my first and it's definitely a bit rough around the edges! Thx guys (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

PLEASE STOP READING THIS ITS THE GROSSEST THING IVE EVER WRITTEN IM SO ASHAMED

It all started when Ginny Weasley comes up with the idea to have a live kiss cam during the Quidditch matches at hogwarts. All she wanted was Harry Potter to finally notice her as she sat next to him in the stands and the kiss cam to zoom in on them. But, things don't always go as planned. Instead of the focusing on Ginny and Harry, the camera decides to focus on Hermione Granger, the brightest witch of her age and Draco Malfoy, the Slytherin Prince. And the big secret he hides behind his silver eyes. Read ahead to find out what happens as they both try to tolerate each other through the hate, banter, curses and much more. Idea inspired from drarrycontrary on Tumblr. -Rated mature for language and sexual themes.

Editing complete May 2025 After the Battle of Hogwarts, the survivors return home to the school of Which Craft and Wizardry to finish their remaining years. The returning students all seem to have different feelings as the day arrives... The Golden Trio is ready to return, happy to rebuild their home, and ready to finally feel some sense of safety after being consumed with nothing but the face of danger for as long as they can remember. However, as the year carries on, it's not all it was shaped up to be, as it never really is for them. When Dementors suddenly start appearing within the walls of their promised "safe" final year and people start going missing, one more final push may be required of them. What length will they have to go to in finally getting the life they want? What more must they do to be safe and to save the people they love? Best Ranking - #1 in Hermione & Draco -I do not own any characters or settings, only the plot- -Some Mature Content (for some language and darker themes)-