Percy had his day planned: eat, spend time with Annabeth and stay out of trouble. I can assure you that nowhere in that plan included getting a visit from Gandalf and a miniature version of himself to inform him that he has another evil grandfather. Great! (note the sarcasm) Taken to Hogwarts for his 'safety', Percy's year looks set to be eventful, again. Not to mention that Moldeshorts knows of his existence, or more importantly his demigod heritage, and wants to recruit him. But first Percy has to get through the year. Can Percy make it through the year without revealing the Gods and demigods' existence? *set in the Order of the Phoenix and after The Last Olympian* *The Lost Hero hasn't happened yet* *Percy is 16* *Harry is 15*

A book full of jokes, puns, and fandom references from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and The Heroes of Olympus series. THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED Please be warned I wrote this when I was in middle school, so this is absolutely horrible and terribly cringey at most times. Literally everything is from Pinterest (I was flighty in middle school so I didn't realize you needed to give credit 😒)

Percy, Annabeth, Frank, Hazel, Jason, Piper, Leo, and Nico are going to Hogwarts to discover more about the wizarding world, but they have to keep undercover! What will happen as the (undercover) demigods and wizards meet?

Will is prince of the Aureole kingdom, a place of light-benders that boasts the best of healers. Nico is an assassin who serves the Shade kingdom, a place of shadow-benders with the most skilled fighters. And when their paths cross, their lives will change forever. Let me know if I write anything incorrect or offensive about dissociation as I do not dissociate.

Mortals, gods and demigods alike meet the famous duo, 'percabeth' and their reactions. This book is completed!

Nico decide to stay at camp, in the first three days at the infirmary with Will, they start to know each other... how this is going to develope into a relationship?

Exactly what it sounds like...your cliche one-shots of mortals meeting a̶l̶l̶-̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶c̶u̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶f̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶O̶T̶P̶ ̶s̶o̶u̶l̶m̶a̶t̶e̶s̶ ̶m̶e̶a̶n̶t̶-̶t̶o̶-̶b̶e̶ Percabeth.

Hey, it's Percy again. I know what you're thinking: 'not another prophecy!' but luckily for you, this isn't about another quest. It's about mortals, demigods and sometimes gods meeting me and Annabeth. You may say that it will all go well, that we'll get along and eventually become friends, but that isn't the case. Spoiler Alert: some want to date me, others want to use Annabeth. There's only few who are our friends. But I'll warn you now: Some of these aren't pretty, and most end up having Annabeth having to beat the Hades out of boys who flirt with her. My name is Percy Jackson, and this is how mortals came into my life. ••• Message: THESE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER. They are just little scenarios that are not connected, they are separate universes. Got it? (Unless there's a reference) DISCLAIMER: I do not own PJO/HOO, and some of these one-shots were written before BOO was released. IF YOU DO NOT SHIP PERCABETH THEN DON'T READ.

[NOTE : The cover has nothing to do with the story <3] What happens when then Seven plus Calypso, Nico and Will are forced to live normal lives outside the camp?? Will they be able to pass the judgments they receive form mortals? Or will the first day in the mortal world be the last day as well??? Lets find out!!! Also this story includes Percabeth, Frazel, Jiper, Caleo and SOLANGELO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS: The first few chapters might be a bit cringey but please keep on reading!!! Cover made by @PXRADISE_LXST Ranking #1 in stupidmortals #1 in caleo from 18/10/20-19/10/20 #2 in mist #2 in mortals #2 in demigods from 19/10/20-today #1 in nomist #5 in pjohoo #3 in mist from 3/10/20- 17/10/20 #3 in pjofandom #3 in mortalsmeetpercabeth #8 in gods #10 in frazel #14 in halfblood #14 on hoo #17 in Olympus #19 in oneshots

This is exactly what the title says. Most oneshots will be fluffy as I seem incapable of writing anything sad.