The Sasaki Family is revered as one of the most vicious gangs in all of Tokyo. Rin, a 15 year old teenager, is the sole heir of this family. The only problem? She's a girl. Her grandfather, the current head, however refuses to acknowledge that "small" detail, and orders her to attend the notorious, all boys school, Konoha Elite as training. "Stay out of trouble" was his final command before he sent her off. So, will Rin be able to follow her grandfather's order? (Eh....probably not.) Will she keep her gender a secret? (Highly unlikely!) And what happens when a puppet freak, a bomber and a Jashin obsessed teen start taking an interest in this black haired shortie? (A really big mess) [1st place in the Naruto category for the AnimeWattyAwards; 1st place in the Akatsuki category in the NarutoWattyAwards]

WARNING- I, as the Author, am not to be held responsible for any stabbing, maiming, punching, stabbing, drowning etc caused by any of these characters if you carry out any of the actions I suggest in this book. Thank you. The TITLE pretty much covered it. Enjoy :D♡♥♡

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Konohagakure Academy is owned by one of the world's richest people. It is a high-class school that only accepts the best students. No one knows just how insane the students are. Sakura's education privileges and opportunities are threatened when she finds herself together with the famous Uchiha Sasuke, a down-to-earth jerk, and the infamous Uzumaki Naruto, a guy who can practicallycause trouble with every step. All Kiba and Ino ever wanted was to get their crushes' attention, but then the new kids got in the way. Hinata, shunned and called weak, has been trying to make herself even stronger for the sake of her father, then suddenly, she finds the inspiration to. Tenten has just faced a death of her aunt, and now she's going to a normal school with her newfound comrade, Neji (which may or may not be a bad thing). But now they've got new problems to face: a broken alliance, the reformation of the Akatsuki, a power-hungry snake plotting against them, and a betrayal of a friend. Konohagakure is indeed a fine school that prepares them for the future, but it can do nothing to prevent the past from coming back and haunting them.