A story where a very cute smol actually dangerous 1'4 girl called y/n falls in love with a bad boy emo sponge called bob 💕💕💝💝💞💞💘💘💖💖😍😍😘😘😽😽🦄 #wap Guys pls no hate I wrote y/n out of my personality it's not my fault she's so quirky and not like other girls and funny xoxo

y/n a Princess of your mom empire, was forced to marry shrek, the Duke prince smth of the north. One day, they started falling for each other. note: y/n is a half teletubby, half wolf, half vampire, half asshole. this is satire btw <3333 I was actually abt to make a Donkey x Pussy and Boots fanfic instead but hey I'll do that after Shrek x reader is finished Sweethearts 😘😘😘 Idk this thing updates whenever I feel like it ig...

you fall asleep but one day you get a ring from a unknown number... this turns out to be obama-chan!?!? (satire 😁😻)

i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs