"Eeny!" Pine tree. "Meeny!" Shooting star. "Miney!" Pine tree. "YOU!!" Shooting star. "Wait!" Dipper forced out. "I...I wanna make a deal with you." 13+ cover art by elentori #1 rank in #billcipher (AUG 9 2019) #1 rank in #billdip! (AUG 9 2019) #1 rank in #dipperpines! (MAY 18 2020)

Dipper had disappeared the day Weirdmageddon went global. Countries burned down, millions killed, and thousands joining the Falls Rebel Cause. All because Dipper Pines wanted to keep his family safe. __ I DO NOT OWN GRAVITY FALLS OR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTERS OR SETTINGS OR PICTURES AND VIDEOS POSTED. _ Also, this is Billdip. __ Cover picture by Elentori

"is it better to out monster the monster?" chapter 1, part 1; I promise _._._._._._._._ Dipper and Stanley stood in front of Bill, within his throne room. The other pines and friends were all fighting teeth, 8 ball and all the other punks following bills order. "I have had enough of you, Bill! you have wronged this town and I wont tolerate your b*llsh*t anymore!" Dipper shouted. "oh, and how are you planning on killing me?" "with this, ya punk!" Stanley shouted, opening his hand to reveal the magical dice that Stanford had retrieved. "and if it fails?" Bill shuffled in his seat, his triangular body enlarging in excitement. "then we surrender" Dipper sighed, knowing the chances of failure was high. "deal" Bill chuckled, body igniting as Stanley threw he dice up in the air. Dipper's hand tightened around the sword Stanford had gifted him before they had gone to war. the dice clanked on the floor and finally stopped, its side's symbols changing for one more time before it stopped. a human silhouette appeared on the side and the demon shrieked. Dipper ran forward without a second thought. Bills body flashed white before revealing bill in a human form. metal met metal, the sword piercing bill and his throne. Bill's last words came out as a whisper so that only Dipper could hear. "well played... ...Alcor Cipher" _._._._._._._._ this is NOT transcendence au. transcendence au is where dipper leaves mabel after the first season after being betrayed by mabel who opened the portal, when dipper turns to bill and invests in him to become a demon and as either a replacement or an embellished game-piece to bill's new plan. HOWEVER in this book it's more of an add-on to the weird-pocalypse so I'll call it... paramountcy falls. paramountcy meaning 'more important'. this references to MY precess of dipper becoming a demon and also to part 2, in which power has a large role to play. and before you blame me for ruining the story line, the word power is very open to interpretation.

Not long ago, an evil dream demon, of the name Bill Cipher, attempted to rule all of reality and existence. A first attempt to stop him was with the Cipher wheel, but it failed. The only people left to stop him were the Pines family. But the Pines never gave up, and even with Gravity Falls at his fingertips, Bill was tricked and was erased from existence for good. But what these heroes told the people of Gravity Falls was a lie. This is the story of what REALLY happened. This is a parody of "Bride of Discord" (great story, 10/10), and it's pretty much the same thing but with some changes and different characters. The story is going to be SUPER similar, so if you don't want to read it, then don't. I give 95% of the credit to @DisneyFanatic2364 who wrote Bride of Discord because they were the one who made up the plot. If you don't know what Bride of Discord is, then... hope you enjoy the story! [COMPLETED] (I don't own Gravity Falls, Bride of Discord, or any of the art used, and, bla, bla, bla, you know the drill. Now onto the story!) Best rank for the best tag: #1 in #billdip :D Was also ranked #2 and #3 Also #1 and #2 in #pines :D

After a terrible car crash resulting in the death of their parents, 17 year olds Dipper and Mabel Pines are sent back to Gravity Falls to live with their Grunkles. Mabel now hates Dipper, and blames him for the crash, since they were only out getting him his anxiety medication. The Grunkles don't fully agree with Mabels logic, but are still distant with Dipper, for they think he's a freak because of his anxiety. And so in the one place he felt he could truly call home, Dipper was now alone and hated by the "family" that once loved him. One night, Dipper overhears the family talking about how useless he is and, doing the only thing he knows, he runs. He runs out of the house, into the woods, and right into the newly human formed Bill Cipher. *No smut because I'm not good at writing it 🙃 *None of the art in this book is mine, credit goes to the artists *I don't own Gravity Falls or the characters, they belong to Alex Hirsch *dec 8, 2022- gonna read through this and edit it, hopefully make it better :)

|∇∇This is just a big WHAT IF add to the original Gravity Falls∆∆| . . What if Dipper visited Gravity Falls at a way younger age. And what if he didn't just go visit the town but was left to live with his grunkle since his parents didn't want him. What if Dipper grew so lonely through the years since Mabel didn't visit him and Stan didn't care about him that he decided to get a friend. Or more like summon a friend. . . . Ranks: 1# in Weirdmageddon 1# in Dipper Pines 1# in BillDip 1# in BillxDipper I should probably put a WARNING!! About splatter and blood and violence (though there won't be much) So anyways, WARNING!!

Dipper knew the key to get Bill to not hurt his sister. He was hiding his smarts from everyone, even Ford. Dipper was used to it. Hiding. Hiding to not get bullied. It was all for his sister. She got into the crossfire, a lot. So when Bill was deciding to kill one of them and noticed it was gonna be his sister. He knew what he would need to do. But as the time of Weirdmageddon went global, Dipper realized that something happened that wasn't supposed to. ~Highest Ranking: #2 in dipperxbill out of 153 stories & #2 in BillDip out of 1.2K stories~ *This has BillDip! Don't like it? Then leave. *Front cover picture is NOT mine! Credits to owners who I could not find! *People who helped out with the story: @that_0ne_child @KikieLie @Axolotl_the_shipper @BewareTheClockWork