This is a repost of what 'barleycantwrite' had posted on AO3. I have grammar checked everything and even changed some of the story, so please enjoy. *15+ Recommended* *Sexual Scenes* *Curse Words*
please do not read this if you are disgusted by gay dilfs. i'm taking suggestions on how to make this story more realistic uwu for yall weird people this is very much a joke... unless you want it to become reality. I can put you in contact with some really sexy motherfuckers ;)
Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️
this is a hot sext story about how one mistake at work causes a saxy steaming outcome between a squid and a sponge.
