Ethan Harris believes he's not gay, but his parents think otherwise. After a small incident, he's sent to St. Henry's Academy for Sinning Youth to reverse his sexuality. But after meeting twins Alex and Alec, he wonders what's up and what's down.

What would you do if you were gay and lived with a VERY homophobic, religious family? Caleb is the most adorable boy you'll ever meet. At almost 17 years old, Caleb's so far in the closet, he's explored Narnia for so long, he's practically lost in that vagina-like wardrobe. Only his best friend, Chelsea, knows about his preference for sausage. When the sexy Tyler Winters moves in next door, the condoms come out and secrets are told. Can Caleb keep his secret from his loving, intolerant family? Will Tyler stop playing around and get serious, despite a rough past?