Saitama - A hero for fun who has inhuman physical abilities and can defeat enemies with ONE PUUUUUNCH. Genos - A hot, edgy cyborg that can shoot lasers and fire. Y/n - A sadistic hero with powers that she legally should not have. With abilities to manipulate living, sentient beings, throw shit around with your mind, and every kind of badass psionic power, that granted you to becoming a Dragon-level threat! Wanna know the best part? You are a cruel piece of shit always looking to make someone deserving of it scream. Whenever there's a fight, you waste no time in showing brutality. When Saitama gained his inhuman physical powers, you and him accidentally crossed paths, which led to a fight. You won. Now, at every chance he gets, he tries to fight you, or asks. He offered you to share his apartment because why the hell not, he's bored, and you're strong, do the math. You accepted because yes. You may be a hero, but something from your past is holding you back, and your alliances turn fickle when a chance of freedom turns up. #1 in genos Highest Ranking #1 in saitama Highest Ranking #1 in onepunch Highest Ranking (I own nothing!) (Everything and everyone belongs to their rightful owner!) (I only own the plot and my OC's!) (You own yourself!) (Warning!: Blood, cursing, gore!!)

Behind every great man is a great woman, that's how the saying goes. But how can that apply to our favorite bald hero? Simple, what if he had someone beside him even before the start of his grand adventure? Someone who had been a constant presence, an unrelenting beacon of support, and whom never failed to care and love him no matter what happened? Meet (Name) (Surname), or Mrs. Saitama as she's teasingly called by her friends ever since she married the adorable buffoon she calls a husband. Sure, he may not be the shiniest egg in the carton or have an office job and raking in a 6-digit paycheck, but you wouldn't have him any other way. Because while he may be a NEET to some people and a cheater to others, that will never change the fact that he was your hero...as you were his.

"Hey, egghead!" "Stop calling me that..."

One Shots involving an overpowered bald egg, another overpowered toaster, a samurai unable to produce offspring, and many more characters that'll probably die in the manga.