Lily is a laidback slacker with a phobia for commitment...who happens to owe the devil her (nonexistent) firstborn. When the ruler of Hell comes knocking, what choice does she have but to let the devil play matchmaker? *** Lily has never been good at relationships, not that it matters to her. That is until Eve, a seductive woman claiming to be the devil's apprentice, shows up to collect a debt Lily doesn't remember owing: her firstborn child. Without a firstborn to give, and with the threat of eternal damnation at her heels, Lily finds herself on a chaotic matchmaking quest with the devil herself. Eve swears she's only playing matchmaker to collect the debt owed to her, but with each failed set-up, Lily suspects there may be something more to the devil's plan. [[word count: 60,000 - 70,000]] Cover designed by Joe Resch [[Wattys 2020 Winner]] Content warning: this story includes dark humour, mature themes, and scenes of violence and gore

"𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐌𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒!" 𝙄𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝘿𝙖𝙗𝙞 𝙗𝙪𝙮𝙨 𝙮/𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙙. 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙨: 𝙊𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜! 𝙏𝙒: 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩! 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗸𝘂 𝗻𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗮𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀!

"You thought I woudnt find out?" "Find out what?" You respond nonchalantly and low. His footsteps echoed on the rooftop. You felt how he gotten directly behind you. How he stood so close that you could feel the heat radiating off his body. He touched you, but you didn't flinch. His fingertips grazing through your skin tight suit, starting from your lower hip, to your back, and lastly the nape of your neck. His large hand wrapped around your neck, firmly pressing his fingertips on the sides. He made you slowly tilt your head all the way back until the back of your head pressed against his chest. He leaned closer to your ear, whispering a warning that made you want to do exactly that. "Don't fuckin' play with me." ***** A long undercover mission you were sent on changes you more than you think. And those extreme changes caused serious problems.

Y/n lives a pretty simple life, always spending her extra time with her friends, working as an assistant. Until a certain hero, Hawks lands his eyes on her, and he will do whatever it takes in order to get her name. Her real one.

⌜ ❝ 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐄. 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄? ❞ ⌟ .・゜゜・　　・゜゜・． 〄 𝘾𝘼𝙁𝙀' 𝘼𝙐 𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙏 ━━ ━ ━ ╮ *✧:* ┆ℑ ⋆ 𝔪┆*:･ﾟ 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘬𝘶 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘭 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘦 ｡☆✼★━━ ━ ━ ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚　　˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ 【 !!𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑!! 】 i do not own the My Hero Academia series! Nor do I own the characters!

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ it started with a game of among us. in which, denki kaminari, falls for a female that he met on among us. {denki x female!reader} doesn't follow plot, kinda lowercase intended. ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ