BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧. Valentine Lotus was a rare girl; wickedly smart and constantly sweet. That is, unless, you get on her bad side, which James Potter just so happens to do when he dumps a canister of red paint on the wrong person. ~ In which James Potter gets more than bargained for thanks to a prank gone wrong. ~ #1 - Hufflepuff Marauders era James potter x FEM!OC Gifs by @-LIVTHEECREATOR Completed

"You've fallen in love with a girl you've never met?" "Yes, but we play chess!" 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐨𝐜 𝐱 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐄𝐫𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 ©

"People like him don't notice people like me" Highest rankings: #1 on Fred Weasley #1 on George Weasley #1 on Hogwarts #1 on harry Potter

A new school year means a new set of changes at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Severus Snape is introduced to new teacher Professor Kalina Oakblood who will be teaching Herbology as well as assisting Snape and his students for the new year, courtesy of Dumbledore. Argumentative, rude and spiteful are many words that Kalina could use to sum up Severus Snape, a hot-headed and miserable professor who has the longing to make students lives a misery. Sweet, cheerful and reliable are the many words that most people would use to sum up Professor Kalina Oakblood but not everyone is convinced. With a dark secret within and the Chamber of Secrets opening, can Severus and Kalina be prepared to push their problems aside or will it all be too late and their complications hinder their lives? *slow burn*

Book 2 - The Soulbound Trilogy __________________________________________ Sia Velthorne has always kept her distance. From her past. From her family. From the power that runs through her blood. But ever since Severus Snape uncovered the truth, distance is no longer an option. He sits beside her in class, lingers in her shadow, and pushes his way into the secrets she's spent years burying. Their work on the potion that could change everything forces them closer-too close. The more time they spend together, the more the lines blur. Between trust and deception. Between ambition and obsession. Between the pull of something deeper and the danger of losing herself in it. With the school year slipping away and the summer bringing her back to the heart of her family's legacy, Sia must tread carefully. Because in a world where knowledge is power, betrayal is inevitable. And some bonds are far more dangerous than they seem.

The Soulbound Trilogy- NOW COMPLETE Book 1 - Obsidian Oath ___________ When Sia Ashford transfers from Salem's Witch Academy to Hogwarts, she expects new classes, unfamiliar faces, and the weight of her past. What she doesn't expect is him. Severus Snape-cold, brilliant, dangerous. A boy who unsettles her in ways she can't explain. The closer they get, the more dangerous it becomes. Is it curiosity? Obsession? Or something deeper? Hogwarts will never be the same again. And neither will she. Amid magic, secrets, and a bloodline steeped in ancient power, Sia's true legacy begins to unravel. But her connection to Severus may be the most perilous mystery of all. (The world of Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. This story is my own-please do not copy.) ------------------- Sia exhaled, voice smooth, cutting. "You would've brewed it just as well-if you hadn't been too busy staring at Lily Evans." She barely saw him move. Fingers grazed her wand-but Severus was faster. His was already at her chin, tilting her head up. "What was that, Ashford?" His voice was low, dangerous, curling around her like smoke. Then, without warning, he leaned in. Close. Too close. His breath ghosted over her skin, lips a whisper from her ear. "Don't say her name in front of me." Sia stiffened. Why? Then she remembered. Diagon Alley. Lily, laughing-with Potter. The way Severus had watched, silent and seething, like swallowing broken glass. Something clicked. A slow smirk curled her lips. She lifted her chin slightly, letting the air between them crackle. "Did she leave you for a better lover?" The reaction was instant. A sharp inhale. A flash of something raw in his eyes-then he lunged. His hand closed around her throat. Not choking. Just enough to feel the thrum of her pulse. Heat coiled low in her stomach. She should push him away. Hex him. But she didn't. Neither did he. ____________ Join Sia on her journey. Rank 1 in #hogwarts Rank 1 in #marauders

A seemingly new student catches the eye of Neville Longbottom. The more he uncovers about the mystery girl, the more he falls for her. #1 #nevillelongbottom (10/26/23) -Not canon related- -set in Hogwarts- -strangers to friends to lovers- -side plot angst- Neville x oc Other characters- Dean Thomas, Cho Chang, Luna Lovegood, Zacharias Smith, Draco Malfoy, Seamus Finnigan, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Michael Corner.

Ava Slora and James Potter have hated each other since they were ten, ever since their fathers-old Hogwarts friends-joked at an annual dinner about them getting married one day. James immediately dismissed the idea, declaring he'd never marry a girl like Ava. She, nursing a childish crush on him, took it badly and has despised him ever since. During their years at Hogwarts, their separate houses-Gryffindor for James, Hufflepuff for Ava-made it easy to avoid each other. But when they did cross paths, their interactions were filled with sharp remarks and thinly veiled hostility. Everything shifts in their seventh year when the Hogwarts gossip account on Instagram stirs the pot. A photo surfaces of James in a heated argument with his longtime love, Lily Evans. Soon after, another picture appears-James deep in conversation with Ava. Speculation runs wild, and suddenly, everyone is watching to see if the long-time rivals are more than they seem. James Potter x OC girl Marauders era AU social media | real life