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Featherweight - Hermitcraft AU by DoctorSiren
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Would you hide a part of yourself? You might do it if that part scared you. After a while, you might get good at hiding your secrets and past. Grian had experience with that sort of thing, and now he must do it once again - but it's so much harder this time. I am writing this for AO3, but I decided to start posting it on here as well Because of that, updates might be slow even though I update the AO3 version very VERY often This takes place in Season 7, and begins during the Mayoral Campaign
𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙽𝚘 𝙵𝚎𝚊𝚛 || 𝚂𝙱𝙸 by your_pansexual_pal
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Tommy, who had been in and out of the foster system since he was 6, was told to get ready for another family meeting. To say he wasn't too fond of that was an understatement. He knew the routine, get adopted, get abused, get put back into the orphanage, repeat. But when this family of three is kind to him, what's gonna happen? How will he react? And how will he fuck this one up? So just to put out there, Tubbo is the neighbor across the street- not part of the family. And Phil isn't a bad dad in this one- And read the 1st thing for context- there are mental disorders!! And trigger warnings!! Those will be in the first chapter, the A/N chapter, and not at the top of each one like in my oneshot book. Anyway, everything else will be in the A/N April 30th - July 20th <3 [Completed]
Witch Boy Myca by Kitty_Rika
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Myca is a poor peasant boy whose only wish is to tend to a nice, comfy garden and sell homebrewed potions and remedies at his local marketplace. It helps him cope with his abusive father and his lack of money. Unfortunately, those skills are only available to witches - and all witches are girls! Myca soon finds himself in the most prestigious witch academy in his hometown of Arimo. He's a scrawny little peasant boy surrounded by the richest daughters of dukes and duchesses. They look at him like he's a rabid predator looking for prey. Why else would he weasel his way into an all-girl's school? But Myca is desperate to prove that he is not like his father. All he wants to do is make potions. As a conspiracy grows in between lavish walls, will Myca be able to prove his innocence from crimes he did not commit? Contains depictions of abuse, rape, sex, and gore.
Porcelain Boys Shouldn't Run on Pavement, so Stay Inside Your Glass Castle by pilotelf
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"On top of a hill that overlooks an intricate city, there stands a glass castle. It is not stained, nor tinted or frosted. It's clear and empty of colour, see through. Arrows and stones and gazes can pierce through the thin layer, for it is not bulletproof. It is made of glass, perched precariously over a city of stones and other sorts. 'Thomas, we aren't like everyone else. We have wealth, superior to all those below us.' "Inside the glass castle, there lives a jackhammer and a pen and paper. They have a son, and he is made of porcelain. The porcelain boy grows inside these castle walls, learning and changing. The jackhammer and the pen keep him inside the glass castle, and so he watches through the clear windows, silently observing the city that lives its own life." (Art is not mine! If you know who it's by, please let me know!)
Ranboo One Shots (Ft. Philza and Technoblade) by PerkyWombat
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Ranboo one-shots. Features Philza Minecraft and Technoblade. All PLATONIC! Trigger warnings before every chapter. If cc's are uncomfortable this will be taken down. ➳Wholesome family stories ➳Adoption AU ➳Ranboo is half enderman ➳Dadza ➳Big brother Technoblade ➳Wing fics
Rest (Ghost Au) by LuminaStarCrest
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Inspired by @WolfyTheWitch on twitter, Ghosty Bois Inc. ALSO POSTED ON AO3 under the same name LuminaStarCrest. Tommy just moved into a new town and made friends with an odd boy named Tubbo. They eventually find themselves staring at an abandoned house in the deepest parts of the forest. Apparently, they weren't the only ones there. Join the two in their story that ultimately spirals into chaos. The story revolves around the Sleepy Bois Inc + Tubbo, but familiar characters will eventually appear. It is set in the real world (not Minecraft) but like fictional real world. This is about the dsmp characters and not the CCs. This story is purely platonic. WARNINGS!! Cursing, Bullying, Talks about death/afterlife, Child Abandonment, Mentions of Kidnapping, Mentions of Blood, Mentions of Murder DO NOT INTERACT WITH ANY OF MY FICS IF YOU SHIP ANY CCs OR THEIR CHARACTERS!! (unless lore wise &lt;---does not apply to minors 'cause some of you be weird even w/ characters.)