Christian Ryder may be seen as a heartthrob by the majority of the world's female population, but to Sophia Hastings, he might as well be the newest addition to her hometown's local zoo. Sophia is a young, aspiring actress with big dreams who swears having to work with Christian Ryder wouldn't be worth all the fame in the world. Christian is a cocky womanizer whose world is turned upside down when he realizes his new leading lady just so happens to openly hate his guts. Is it even possible for Christian and Sophia to learn to get along long enough to make a movie, or will hatred, scandal and childish games destroy their careers? *** My eyes widened and I randomly exclaimed, "Oh, my God!" "What?" "Christian, thanks to you, I now understand what people mean when they say you're dark and handsome!" Christian looked smug. "I knew you would eventually." "They mean that when it's dark, you're handsome!" The smug look on his face disappeared. "I hate you." *** Contains some spoilers to Kidnap My Heart.

This project has since been scrapped. For any character questions, please head on over to ask.fm/crayonchronicles

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Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

CALLING ALL DIRECTIONERS!!!!! CALLING ALL DIRECTIONERS!!! This is a funny one direction book about the boys *squeak* Us *squeaks more* and the rest of the 1D crew!! *lost her mind*

These Are Just Some Funny One Direction Things That Pop Into My Mind Now And Then... Being The Stubborn Person I Am, I Refuse To Forget Them. So I Wrote Them Down Here. I Was Actually Just Gonna Keep These Here And Not Publish Them. But I Figured, Why Not? They Are Quite Random, So.... ENJOY! :)

The best and funniest 1D shiz around! You'll love all these One Direction funny stuff. Filled with sarcasm, coincidences, conversations...... Everything! Check out 1D Funnies 2!!

HIII!! Well this is the second book of 1D Funnies!!!!! Different book, different cover, SAME STUPIDITY AND FUNNINESS! (idk if that's a word but who the heck cares!) I UPDATE ALMOST EVERY DAY