What time is it?

Days stuck behind the counter of a convenience store out in the middle of nowhere are slow at best, but the handsome serial killers that come from the surrounding forest to grab their last minute groceries almost make it all worth it. At least to a touch starved gay such as M/n.

Y/N L/N is a famed serial killer. What happens when she runs into other killers?

**THIS WAS WRITTEN 8 YEARS AGO, IT IS BEING REWRITTEN** Y/N was only 9 years old when her not-so-loving parents abandoned her in the woods, hoping she would die. But Y/N managed to survive up to the age of 18, living through the cruelty of the world. One day, she snaps, and ends up on the run from the police. Until she came across a little girl who led her to a home full of Creepypastas.

"．．Ｉｔ'ｓ ｍｅ， ｙａ ｇｉｒｌ．" [ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴘᴀꜱᴛᴀ / ꜰᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] Lights flickering on the two stood staring at each other. Balancing the pizza box in her hands, the girl stared into the black holes of the mask. "So..want some coffee?" 〉In which a gen z college student whose been surrounded by the paranormal all her life somehow makes friends with killers.〈 〉Half crack fic half not. 〈

[discontinued] selcouth ; (streɪndʒ ) adj. odd, unusual, or extraordinary in appearance, effect, manner, etc; peculiar. Let's say, hypothetically, you were bored. Now, any person thinking straight would do exactly what you decided to do. You texted a random number. ----- this is 100% crack probably spoiler: it absolutely was not "omg what if you named it the same way marble hornets was named 💀 just take the first two things yiu see /j" - twistednoglastia jan 20 2022, not expecting me to do quite literally that two seconds later CONTENT WARNINGS: Disassociation (Dissociative Amnesia to a severe degree) Trauma Murder Jokes of murder Actual murder Dead siblings Dead parents Severe Depression

(Y/N) (L/N)- an adventurous, clever teen always looking for trouble. It was rare when she wasn't waist deep in trouble or something interesting, but the encounter with a strange masked man did more than just surprise her one day when in the woods. (Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this story, and this isn't the "loves cheesecake and stutters" stuff most people produce. Okay, maybe cheesecake, because I mean its cheesecake, cheesecake is good. But you get my point, hopefully. Thanks. Also, the amazing art isn't mine.)

-Being updated as of February 2025- -Started February 1, 2023- Cover photo is not mine. If the photo is yours and you want me to remove it please message me. In this story Y/N uses she/her pronouns but anyone can read it obviously! This is probably cringe but idc. ⚠ Trigger Warning: Later on in the story there will probably be gore, blood, gory scenes, and mentions of su*cide and SH. I will put a trigger warning before it is mentioned. ⚠ This is an ongoing story so I am not quite sure what is in store for it.

She's a killer. A cold-blooded killer. She strikes flesh as fast as lightning, but yet, merely striking the flesh of a being isn't enough. For she, is a cannibal. (Y/N) lives in the woods in a cabin. She has managed to make a compromise with Slenderman to keep her killings on her side of the forest, while Slenderman and his "Creepynoodle's", keep their killings on their side. (Y/N) and the Creepypasta's aren't supposed to interact with each other. What if she DOES encounter one of the Creepypasta's? What will happen if Slenderman actually agrees to interact with (Y/N)? What awaits her in this journey of love and discovery? So many questions, and so many answers. The real question is, Will YOU read this story to find out? ~~~~~~~~~~ Characters do NOT belong to me nor the Media that is in this book. The only thing that does belong to me, is the story itself. I hope you really like it. I'll try to add some vocabulary in this, I'm trying to get off of my 12-year old level and go to a distinctive and descriptive level of writing. I was inspired by Ke$ha's song named "Cannibal" and other elements of course. I'll see you in the first chapter ;)

୨⎯ "But if you do plan on killing me, you're going to need an appointment."⎯୧ Being famous in a world filled with danger has many disadvantages. Being so vulnerable to everyone, someone is bound to find you. Even if it's an accident. When Hoodie accidentally breaks into the wrong house, he finds Y/n, a celebrity known to many. Instead of his usual routine, he finds himself following them around, learning new things of them and himself. Y/n finds their life going through unexpected changes, everything coming at them all at once, all while keeping their career alive and personal life a secret. Oh, and they also fall for each other. Hard. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the creepypastas nor marble hornets. This book is a mere story containing those characters. All rights go to their respective owners. Cover edits made by Blxrrii Hoodie fanart by Nala.fel