So many strings... So many people... So many targets... So little time to shoot... So many open books ready to be read... [Spoilers for the DSMP] ... Reading... reading people. I don't suppose you'd know, but people are quite easy to read, even when you can't see their faces. For example, Tommy is an interesting person. Judging by how he looks when he talks, he's quite enthusiastic about most things, whether they're good or bad. Nick on the other hand, is usually pretty cool about whatever happens. He often laughs to lighten the mood of certain situations. Ranboo though... I've been trying to figure out more about him for as long as he's been icn Sunny Anderson Highschool. Despite what I said about being able to read people without seeing their faces, he doesn't show any emotion through his movements or voice. He's different. This could ruin everything... Not Even Real (NER) is a DreamSMP Highschool au made by @TheMemoryBoy on wattpad. All rights to the story go to them. [IMPORTANT! I am no longer part of the DSMP fandom and haven't been since around the end of 2021. I'm going to finish this, but know that it doesn't include anything after Tommy's death. It also doesn't include EVERY DSMP member. Thank you!] Features real people in their life as some characters, not all are mcyters. Updates about every month Author - Memory (They/Them) Co Writer - Zim (They/Them)

Montville Academy. A prestigious boarding school known for their high-achieving graduates. Wilbur, Techno and Tommy Watson. Known for getting kicked out of four schools in four years. ---------- "What the fuck do you mean boarding school?" Tommy demanded, screwing up his nose and looking at his father with disgust. "You can't be serious." "Nope. Completely serious." Phil said calmly, his hands folded on the table in front of him. "It's pretty much my only option, at this point." "How is this your only option?" Wilbur asked, raising an eyebrow and leaning back in his chair. "There's another two schools that we haven't done yet." "You really think they'd want to touch any of you after what you did at Willow Park?" - - - - MCYT BOARDING SCHOOL AU FINAL WORD COUNT: 109,205 cross posted to A03

NO SMUT! Basically, a simple story of where y/n, who is GeorgeNotFound's sister, falls in love with a boy named Tubbo. There may be things like cuddling and kissing, at worst. If Tubbo is uncomfortable with any of this, msg me, and I can take this down. Enjoy! "the stars are pretty tonight" "yeah, they sure are." :) thanks for reading!

"You remember what I said a few months ago?" Alex asked. "About when you hit one million subscribers?" You thought for a moment, sorting through your memories. "You're going to have to be more specific." Alex smiled, sipping at her drink. "About the SMP." That jogged your memory immediately. "Wait- really?" You asked, now excited. "You'll ask if I can join?" Alex nodded, and your heart swelled up with joy. You were going to join the Dream SMP. And, oh, how your life would change because of it.

"Don't die before we get back." Tommy shot back, unable to bring himself to smile. He turned and started towards the store. "C'mon Tubbo." Tubbo followed him, jogging slightly to catch up. "Man my legs feel fantastic." Tommy snorted and gave him a look. "What?" "After all those hours in the car, man." Tubbo raised his eyebrows. "Do your legs not feel fantastic?" "My legs feel like jelly." Tommy said, and despite it all he was grinning like the idiot that he was. "But hey, let's be fair. Maybe thats from the car trip and not the world ending." --- MCYT AU, BOOK 2!!! This is a direct sequel to The Year We Had. Please read that first, otherwise this will not make sense. FINAL WORD COUNT: 215,647 CONTENT/TRIGGER WARNINGS: These themes apply for the entire book. If this is not the book for you, that's more than okay. Please read with care. -Graphic depictions of violence -Themes of death/character death -Themes of abuse -Themes of suicide ideation More minor content warnings will be placed at the beginnings of chapters that contain that material. Please read with care, and stop if need be <3

!!I WROTE THIS BOOK BACK IN 2020 OR SMTH. it's discontinued, i don't feel comfortable writing about Ranboo in a romantic sense and im sorry this exists lmfao. also fuck dream and wilbur soot!!!! Dream asks his younger sister, Willow, to start streaming, and they finally agree. However, no one is allowed to know that she's Dream's sister. She eventually moves in with hey brother, Nick, and George. They're idiots, but they're like brothers to them. Ranboo one day asks Dream for some small streamers to collab with and Dream secretly gives him his sister's username. What will happen as Willow's channel grows and when the world finds out she's Dream's sister? Will Ranboo and Willow's collab just be a little something, or more? cover by @hmugogy ty <3