Corona is the new girl in town and EVERYBODY hates her!!! one day she met a real charmer by the name of Flu who knows everybody!! will he even notice her!?

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

You know it is is Cannon.

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Tbh my otp ;)

A very tender love..and rough love making.

read the fucking title dipshits

"You don't have to act so formal," he says with a smile. "I'm your friend." I'm relieved, but slightly disappointed by the word "friend." It's Christmas, and Sonic couldn't be more excited to spend it with Shrek. But could he ever tell Shrek about the butterflies swarming in his stomach, or the reason his blue palms get so sweaty when they're together? As Sonic gathers the courage to tell Shrek his feelings, he is heartbroken when he accidentally finds a startling truth about the ogre. Could the two ever truly fall in love after that?