In which the sun polar the moon and chaos parts in the midst of it. "Are you my sweet witch or Nott's pretty girl, Clarke?" Draco grinned as she bucked her hips, inching herself closer on his lap. Isla smiled, provokingly and she brushed her lips against his, holding her stare in Theodore's from across the room. Leaning in as she whispered, "Both." ____ A Theodore Nott & Draco Malfoy fanfiction with a bunch of messy plots. Trigger warnings. This book contains mature content such as sexual scenes, sometimes heavy and violent sexual scenes, violent actions, toxicity, alcohol, the use of nicotine, and foul language. All the characters in this book are over the age of 18. ____ I do own Isla Grace Clarke, Mila Walker, Leo, and Ava Green, along with the plots created by me, but other than that, I do not own any of the characters/events in this book. All credits go to J.K Rowling.

BEING REWRITTEN AS OF JAN 3RD 2025 - ON HIATUS, MARKED AS COMPLETED JULY 25TH 2023. 18+ 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮. 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩. 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯. 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦. 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨. !all characters in this story are 18+! 𝙄 𝙧𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙮, 𝙞𝙛 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧, 𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙘𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜/𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨. Y/N is best friends with Ron Weasley, and they are both about to start their sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Y/N has had a questionable relationship with Ron's twin brothers Fred & George. The twin menaces love to tease and prank Y/N endlessly, and have only ever sought to annoy her since she became friends with Ron. The twins & y/n have only ever known to irritate one another. Could their relationship ever change? 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚊𝚟𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚘𝟹! 𝚊𝚘𝟹 𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚜 (to name a few): • jealous fred weasley • jealous george weasley • threesome - fmm • light bdsm • alternative universe - hogwarts • aged up character(s) • drunken shenanigans • mutual pining • tooth rotting fluff • restricted magical use • polyamory • cringefest