Alone on a Tuesday night after your boyfriend broke up with you via one single text message the night prior? (What an asshole!) Worry no longer! (And grab your sunscreen, 'cuz it's gonna get HOT.) There's an Eldritch entity in your home willing to take care of you the way you deserve. In other words, the CRT you take off Kris's hands after they knocked on your door one morning asking if you wanted it ends up courting you in the most horror-esque ways possible: channel changes to communicate with you, staticky name whispering when he craves your attention, and shadowy manifestations unbound after an altruistic fluffy goat boy nearly convinced him that "all" Darkners grow "obsolete" eventually. (Hah, what a loon!) But wait, there's more! (The Lord of Screens is, of course, a man who stops at nothing to get what he wants.) NOTHING will prevent him from showing his Dark World form in the Light World. Not even Death himself. (He can SUCK it!)

REPUBLISHED FOR NOSTALGIA; I do not do requests anymore. NOTE: a lot of these are very old and were written before I improved on my writing. *mostly smut. *These are all female xreaders UNLESS I say otherwise. *trigger warnings will be listed if necessary *smut will now be marked with a black heart.

When Kris asks for a favour, it seems simple enough: take their old television and keep it at your place, since it means a lot to them and they don't want Toriel to throw it out. You accept, but then they explain the television is actually a man named Tenna, and -- socially awkward as you are -- you plug him in and try to strike up a conversation. Surprisingly, it works out, and you gain a new friend (and maybe a lover eventually, if you keep up your smooth moves).

A lighthearted Jevil x Reader / You fall into the Dark World with your friend Alex, and discover that you have both been separated, and that you are now trapped in a prison cell with a mysterious jester from another world / ////DISCLAIMER: this fic was one of my first, sorry for the quality!////

I HAVE BEEN SUCKED INTO IT. I'mma try some, they probably won't be very long and might not update alot since I actually have other things to write and shit. But enjoy, MAYBE SMUT. You can request, just put a prompt up.

Jevil x fem Reader / Your dreams are suddenly taken up by a slightly annoying jester appearing in them each night / ////DISCLAIMER: this fic was one of my first, sorry for the quality!//// Inspired by angel jevil x reader by @milookiecakes cover art not mine, there is a watermark

The lovely transformers and undertale working together as one. Just kidding, pretty much I love both of the fandoms so I decided to write some, I am always open to requests. I will do fluff and....other sinful things you people want. Another thing, I might be slow on updating just because of how life is. This is my first onshots/story, so please don't be mad if it's bad and please do tell me if I am doing stuff wrong. The stories will get better as time goes on, hopefully. Anywho, please enjoy. -Sparky (aka ME)