THIS STORY IS SATIRE

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

my fellow americans, i am here to plow the fuck out of y/n

~Joe BidenxObamaxHarry Styles~ Sometimes the life of politics gets to be just a little too much. Obama and Harry Styles are a stable couple under the rug, or so they think. With Joe Biden's upcoming presidency and Queen Elizabeth's heart so protective over Harry, will their relationship stay stable or will it crumble to its knees?

Gay lol

Twilight and Mordecai finally met again after two years they were separated as kids Twilight don't remember a thing but I can't say the same for mordcai he remembers everything...will twilight remember and become friends again???...will there parents mysteriously find out and be separated again??? READ TO FIND OUT!!!!

Twilight ran away from Equestria and experiences some series of unfortunate events and met Mordecai °° I'm gonna make twi suffer(istg this fic cursed me nevr again) story cover by: @borgarr

Twilight is the new girl and meets new friends at her new school

I headcannon this as true so you can't tell me different 🥺