Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

As I stated in the title, I will only be taking requests on my request book. Most of the oneshots in this one will be comfort fics and angst/vent fics, so TW.