Yoongi and Hoseok hate each other They really do That is until Yoongi receives an unknown message Textfic | crack

When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever

In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling. [aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and himself, too.] (yoonmin, taekook, namjin, and yugseok [[yugyeom and hoseok]] cuz hobi being the only single one makes me sAD.) Completed. :) highest rankings #1 - bts #1 - yoonmin #1 - taekook #1 - namjin #1 - jungkook ???mY GuY iM sHOoK,,

lovely , cute , funny text fic My first time writing ships: taekook yoonmin namjin hobi ??

Taekook CRACK! au where Taehyung is a paramedic, new to his job. He's not used to it quite yet, hitting Jeon Jungkook with an ambulance just proves it. Little did he know, the person he just hit was no other than "koo-koo", his close mutual on twitter who he has never seen before. C O M P L E T E D ✔ • Side yoonmin ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is finished and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

Yoonmin CRACK! au 》 Seeing that his friend is getting nice message replies from subway, Jimin thinks it's a good idea to play and text them too. What he doesn't expect is to get replies that are way different, and a salty staff member to be on the other end of the line. • Side taekook • ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is ongoing and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

What the title says May contain cuss words ENJOY Finished :)

(IMAGE SENT) Lana tell me, is my left boob bigger than my right? Delivered at 9:08 PM This isn't Lana but, HOLY TITS! Delivered at 9:10PM YIKES!!! Wrong number!!! Ahsks Ajxodbd Delivered at 9:10PM In which a girl accidentally sends nudes to the wrong number.

❝what was your first clue?❞ * Copyright © 2017 -#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18