"Jeez Caddell, do you always wear that much perfume?" Oliver asked, smirking. I turned around to glare at him. "Was it not your brilliant idea to avoid harassing each other outside of the pitch?" I shot back in the same tone. ********************************************************************************** Oliver Wo...
"we're doing the annual starchase, but we can't find a star!" dorcas complained. marlene answered without thinking. "you just have" in which dorcas chases marlene. literally.
Hilarious hogwarts texts to make you lose your shit. Weirdass topics, chaotic conversations, crazy Professors and annoying Filch. All of it happening around 2 or 3 AM. ⚜𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝: 𝐌𝐚𝐲/𝟏𝟐/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 •[HP crackbook] •[Reader can be in any house] •[Jokes, vines, memes, and cursing] •[Male/Female! R...
{𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝟰} By the time the first Wizarding War came to an end, Jenna Potter had lost everyone she had and the love of her life was sent to Azkaban for a crime he hadn't even committed. And so, she ran away in order to forget all about her painful past. But after twelve years, Jenna comes upon a news, stating that...
in which two bored history students bond through paper airplanes. 𝘰𝘸 𝘹 𝘴𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯!𝘰𝘤
{𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 3} It is a known fact that Crookshanks was helping Sirius Black to capture Pettigrew in his rat form, back in Harry Potter's third year at Hogwarts. But what if Crookshanks was a human just like Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs? What if she was James Potter's twin sister? And why did Dumbledore do almost...
{𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝟮} It all started with a kiss. Or better say, everything ended with a kiss. What Jenna Potter thought was going to lead her to a beautiful love story, quickly turned into a tragedy; only a week after Sirius Black stole her first kiss, Jenna caught him at school with another girl. Now, with her trust broke...
Leonora is a witch, plain, simple as that, but her parents got killed when she was eight. After this "accident", as the police called it, she was taken in by her godmother, Natasha Romanoff. Through the year she is pulled into fights with trolls, SHIELD business, and the fall of SHIELD itself... fun. Disclaimers: *I d...
{𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝟭} Lexi Hooper has been a Harry Potter fan since the very start. One day, Lexi and her friend decide to go to King's Cross station for a memorable cosplay. But what started as a joke, turns out to be both Lexi's dream and her nightmare. Just for a laugh, Lexi starts to run towards the wall between platform...
(Part two of the Leonora Grace series) The summer barely started and Leo is already pulled into new shenanigans. The avengers deal with a metal army and she's getting used to new inhabitants, while she is still getting used to the compound herself. On Hogwarts there is a new teacher who doesn't seem to know what he's...