Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

I was honestly just bored and thought about how thicc the cocomelon mom is and decided to write.

Trumpie see, Trumpie do, and Trumpie see you.

You, a labour supporter driven mad over your lust for boris Johnson, find yourself confused as you must decide between your conflicting political opinions and your heart's truest desire.

Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.