Percy fits the bill for Gotham's very favorite family for the heroic with miserably mysterious pasts. Getting placed in the custody of the Crown Prince of Gotham closes a door and opens another. Add half a dozen "roommates" to the mix and chaos ensues. Hyperactive teens, emotionally stunted father figures, and a high-tide for crime feels a little more familiar than Percy thought it would have. ••• This fic is ongoing with irregular updates: read at your own risk.