"If you don't want mom and dad to know what you did, you'll have to do what I say." "Alright! What do you want me to do?" "You have a blind date coming up right?" "Yeah..." "You're going to wear an earpiece in, and through the entire date, you'll need to say exactly what I tell you to say." ©Kiki 2019© ➣ Short story ➣ Crackfic ➣ Fluff

The story of this FF is not mine. This FF is based on another book by paeesha

✅ "Any last words before the race starts?" "vroom vroom bitch."

✅ "Oui, enfoiré..." "What did she say?" "She called you a fucktard."

"i will be your home."

An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

What if Jungkook was never the 'Golden Maknae.' What if Jin was never the 'Third Guy From the Left.' What if BTS was never BTS. What if reality was rewritten. And it was all because of one girl. [Status]: Completed/ Editing [Award]: BTS Fanfiction Awards (Creativity)

And then there were none. ESPAÑOL: http://w.tt/1XiPQKQ http://my.w.tt/UiNb/gsO3HFO1tu :العربية العربية: http://w.tt/207oeED HIGHEST RANKING: #4 in FanFiction

"Still in denial?" You asked softly. "About what?" "Missing her," you piped quietly, heart knotting as you spoke. He sighed, his face almost buried into the book before him. "It's okay that you do..." He eyed you carefully, "What are you? My tutor or my shrink?" You licked your lips a bit, the pencil in your hand lamely moving between the hold of your soft fingertips. "Whatever you need," you whispered out. - Having a genuine friend is something Park Jimin never had. People would pretend to care for him in attempts to get closer to him. When finding comfort in the only girl that sees him nothing other than the boy she tutors, he results in finding ways to cope with your help when suffering through his heart wrenching and confusing breakup. What he doesn't realize is that although you didn't feel for him in the beginning, constant time spent with the quiet and shy boy in your class makes you want to be more than just his friend. While, in his eyes throughout all of it, you're nothing but his tutor girl... - MATURE CONTENT AT POINTS SO JUST BE PREPARED IF YOU'RE READING. -

❝ and so i loved you like the moon loved the sea; but sadly your heart never came to me. ❞ ✺✺✺ wherein a girl falls in love with her best friend, park jimin, who does not love her back. [a pjm short story ©springbts 2018] || highest ranking: #396 in Fanfiction || cover by my bby @YOONGBERRY ♡ {#kficsawards, FuchsiaAwards2018, #HTSAwards & #HerAwards2018}