"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

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Completed! Highest ranking: #15 in Humor Ariana Iglesias tends to go to extremes when she's BORED. Being a genius doesn't help either. Her sharp mind mixed with crazy theories she can't wait to try, lands her in a pit full of major events she never thought would be so... EXCITING! Even though there are guns involved which she likes to describe as 'physics in a metal case', she is determined to enjoy her life to the fullest, however long it may be. •°•°•°•°•°•°• Alexander Dimitriou, the epitome of ALPHA male, the Greek Gangleader of land as far as you can see, or atleast that's what the Legendary stories of The Dimitriou family said. Alex would go to any lengths for his family name and his...hair? Oh yes, as weird it may seem the Gangleader had a mind of his own, unlike his ancestors, who knew only about kills and guns.Alex was as SMART as a trained killer can get. •°•°•°•°•°•°• But would he be able to understand Ariana, even when her eyes tell a different story than her mouth? Would he be able to handle the storm and thunder brought in his life by this ADORABLE peice of shit? Find it out for yourself! In this Steamy Romantic Comedy Mafia Book available at your nearest screens!!! (Okay I may have been exaggerating a tiny bit, but please just give it a try, and constructive feedback is always appreciated;) High Rankings constant: #1 on YoungAdultReads #1 on #Romcom #6 on #Steamy THANKYOU FOR VOTING !!!!!!!!!!

Samantha Camilla William. Daughter of the richest family in the world. She's absolutely gorgeous, and not only that, but she's super intelligent too. She's a self made billionaire, just like her two brothers. Girls wanna be her, and guys wanna be with her. The thing is, no one knows she's the Samantha William. They just know she has the looks. So what happens when she has to sign a contract and is officially married to a billionaire she doesn't know anything about. Especially a billionaire that thinks she's poor and just after his money, when in reality she makes more money that he could ever dream off. Austin Alessandro De Luca. The hottest guy you'll ever meet. He's a walking Greek god. The amount of girls that want to be called his 'girlfriend' can not be counted. Austin's parents are both really high off themselves which he absolutely hates, especially since his father can't seem to be proud of him. So Austin makes it his priority to get his father to be proud of him. The only problem is that he's suddenly married a poor girl, which disappoints his dad even more. Now what happens when they meet? What happens when he finds out she's the richest girl in the world? Can Austin still make his dad proud, or is he just gonna disappoint him even more? Is Samantha still gonna have a peaceful life, or is it gonna get bad? Read to find out....

*** The Vision was shortlisted for the Watty India Awards 2019 under the horror/paranormal category.*** This is a supernatural adventure story of Abhay along with his childhood friend Vipul. Abhay has some visions which were earlier ignored as nightmares but it turned out to be something else. Join Abhay and his friend Vipul along with Officer Madhav as they solve the most twisted cases in the town. Cover Picture designed by- @InfamousPaint This is a work of Fiction. The story and the characters are an integral property of Biswajit Patnaik and all copyright reserved. Please do not copy or reproduce the story in any form. If you are reading this story on any platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe, form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Patnaik87. Thank you.

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Coral Stewart is a nerdy seventeen year old girl who is way too smart for her own good. She has already graduated and has been hired at St Martin's, an all boys school. The only problem with this is that she has to attempt to teach four boys History - and trust me when I say they are not going to make it easy for her. One nerdy girl. Four perverted boys. One History lesson every Friday. What could possibly go wrong? *=*=*=* Warning: There's gonna be dramaaaaa [Completed] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan