-crazy ex
ᵉʲ ᶜᵃˢʷᵉˡˡ
"who's that?"
"EJ's crazy ex."
-How EJ's crazy ex
gets a little crazier when
he gets a new girlfriend.
(...hsmtmts s1-s2)
(...ejxfem!oc)
𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭
𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲𝐬?
in which that self-
centric water polo
jerk sends texts
every day to
apologize to her.
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