Lily is a laidback slacker with a phobia for commitment...who happens to owe the devil her (nonexistent) firstborn. When the ruler of Hell comes knocking, what choice does she have but to let the devil play matchmaker? *** Lily has never been good at relationships, not that it matters to her. That is until Eve, a seductive woman claiming to be the devil's apprentice, shows up to collect a debt Lily doesn't remember owing: her firstborn child. Without a firstborn to give, and with the threat of eternal damnation at her heels, Lily finds herself on a chaotic matchmaking quest with the devil herself. Eve swears she's only playing matchmaker to collect the debt owed to her, but with each failed set-up, Lily suspects there may be something more to the devil's plan. [[word count: 60,000 - 70,000]] Cover designed by Joe Resch [[Wattys 2020 Winner]] Content warning: this story includes dark humour, mature themes, and scenes of violence and gore

Falling. The feeling of pure calmness for a matter of seconds as you fall from the sky, my eyes shut from the brightness, heart slowing down for a only a moment. When my body hit the ground... I would have never guess where I would wake up next. I don't know who I am, how I got here, or what this place is. I don't even know who to trust anymore. But maybe that's a good thing. The dream smp x reader insert Highest rankings #1: smp as of 1/8/2022 Cover art is mine <3

Once again, discontinued maybe on hold I don't know 😭 𝐷𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝑆𝑀𝑃 𝑋 𝑅𝐸𝐴𝐷𝐸𝑅 𝑂𝑁𝐸𝑆𝐻𝑂𝑇𝑆. ➪ Where a sleep deprived Author writes oneshots when they want to. - Slow updates! - May Trigger some people!

Quackity was always looking for love in the mcyt server when suddenly dream adds someone to the server But what we didn't know was that technoblade would love the both of them My book is not sexual because they're real people with feelings and if they want this taken down then it will be

This is mainly for boys and nonbinarys, not girls, i hate it when girls go onto m4m stories and other things and go, "Oh im a girl but I'm pretending to be a boy" like it annoying and its totally not like you girls have millions of m4f stories Main Types- Fluff:🌸(Cuddles, kisses, cute couple shit.ect Angst: 🏴(Self harm, suicide, Panic attacks.ect Platonic: 🍓(Friends, going out shopping, normal friend shit.ect Mixes- Fluff&Angst:🥀(Comfort after suicide attempt, panic attack, cleaning self harm wounds. ect Angst&Platonic:🍄(Breaking off friendship, moving and forgetting the other.ect Fluff&Plantonic:💐(Baking together, drawing/painting together. ect I will NOT do Smut/Lemon due to trauma Requests are open Normal time for making the oneshot: 1 day - 1 week the time for it depends my motivation and my mental health

Awesamdude x (Male!) reader I guess lulw. Remember Sam's sexuality is unknown ( I think), I'm not trying to force titles on him. If he is uncomfortable with this I will unpublish it! :)

one shots of mcyt requests in first chapters will contains mcyt x readers mcyt x mcyt ~no smut~ *started 11/19/20* *ended 12/25/21* book two of mcyt oneshots out ! &lt;3