Anahita gave up her mermaid tail for legs to win the love of a prince. This was the worst decision she had ever made. Now, stuck in a kingdom of witches, floating libraries, treacherous princes and charming pirates, she must cross seas to have her wish reversed and return to the ocean she loves.

(A Reverse Harem) Leda Jenson is a lot of things. A great decision-maker is not one of them. Stupidly drunk one night, Leda encounters a strange man at a casino who challenges her to a game of Russian roulette in exchange for fifty thousand dollars. Too drunk to think it through, and very much desperate for the cash, Leda goes along with it. As expected, it doesn't go well, and she dies a miserable death. At least, she's supposed to. Hours later, Leda finds herself in the complete opposite position: very much alive and in a brand new world. From a wolf-like human and toucan necromancer to charming princes and card-inspired kingdoms, the world of 'Annadia' is far from what she expects. And it turns out the secrets it has to offer are far deadlier than a simple life or death game.

I can't keep the smile off my face as I take my seat on the plane. I slide my bag under the seat and lean back. I close my eyes and let a blissful smile grace my face. He said I wouldn't be able to run. As if. I'm vaguely aware of someone taking the seat next to mine, but I pay no attention to said person. "So where we headed?" I choke on my own spit as my eyes fly open and whirl around to face the owner of the familiar voice. His eyes are hidden behind those damn sunglasses and a rather smug smile graces his face. I continue choking and he does nothing other than flip through a magazine. That smug smile never leaving his face. "You still haven't answered the question." "To hell." I finally manage to choke out. "Awesome," He flips a page in the magazine, "It's about time I returned home. You know, bodies to burn, lost souls to torture, I've missed it. It'll be fun." *** Nicolette Moore. A name law enforcement agencies across the world know. Though no one's ever seen the face of the world's greatest thief and hacker, everyone knows who she is by name. Nicky. She's an absolute genius. Once upon a time she wasn't the best person in the world. When her family was struggling she made some bad choices to help them through it, but when she tried to get out she got pulled in deeper. Ryder Stevenson. He's the son of the director of the FBI, and an FBI Agent himself. He's the one who brings in Nicky to get her protection from the people chasing after her. He's also the one, who gets assigned to protect her. Neither one of them like each other, and they can't go five minutes without getting in a full blown argument. She's constantly ditching him only for him to show up later and prove to her he's not that easy to get rid of. They're stuck with each other whether they like it or not. But he doesn't know who she really is. What will he do when he finds out? An FBI Agent protecting THE Hacker. The one the FBI have been after for years...this just screams chaos.

(A Reverse Harem) If there's anything Anri Hinomori loves more than fictional characters, it's drama. By day, she's responsible for the anonymous gossip column for her high school's newspaper, and by night, she blogs extensive, long-winded reviews of every dating game she can get her hands on. There's no boy she can't charm -- through a screen, anyway. When her conviction is put to the test by a random internet troll out to destroy her, Anri finds herself in a sticky situation. Either win the hearts of five (real life) boys of their choosing or have her mortifying secrets leaked one by one to the entire school. She just has to make these boys fall in love with her. It's totally doable. Right?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ ʜᴀs ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍɪxᴇᴅ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴇᴇ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ; ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀs ᴏғ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ʟɪᴇs. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇʟғ-ᴘʀᴏᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇᴅ, ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇsᴛ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇxɪsᴛ ɪɴ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ, ᴇᴅᴏɢᴀᴡᴀ ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴡᴀs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴜᴘsɪᴅᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ. ✶⊶⊷⊶⊷❍⊶⊷⊶⊷✶ [ᴇᴅᴏɢᴀᴡᴀ ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ x ғᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ɪɴsᴇʀᴛ] **ᴄʀɪɴɢᴇʏ ғᴀɴғɪᴄ, ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʀɪsᴋ**

COMPLETED • There is no better way to describe you than a doll, living to please your owner. At the age of 11, Mori took you in from an orphanage and brought you to the Port Mafia; that's when you met Dazai and discovered your ability. At the age of 12, you become Dazai's right hand...except you aren't allowed any contact with the outside world. At 13, you hear a voice that you are told is nothing but a dream, at 14 you've become nothing but a puppet in the hands of a puppet master. At age 15 he's gone, and you are left with nothing. In the present, now 19, executive Chuuya Nakahara is given responsibility of you, but when he takes you on a mission and you don't react the way he needs you to, he starts to realize something is terribly wrong with you...he just doesn't know what. Only meeting you once in the past, what will happen when he starts piecing it all together? How will he react when he starts to care more about you than he should? What strings will he have to play to free you from your past? How deep do your wounds run? • - Trigger warnings: the usual you'd find in BSD, implications of sexual harrassment. - I will be using female pronouns. - nsfw warning in part 2 (chapter 41). • Disclaimer: I don't own the characters except for "you". The credit to the Bungou Stray Dogs world goes to the respective owners. The plot is all originally mine, however. • Thank you to Mar for making me this lovely cover. Love always. (@marster_)