this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

An extraordinary tale

Oh no! Daddy Pig is not a good daddy anymore! He is doing very very naughty things! It's up to Child Pig and Moma Pig to stop him! Find out if they can catch Daddy Pig and stop his streak of treacherous acts in: THE CURSE OF DADDY PIG Copyright 2016 Evelyn Bowman All rights reserved TM

Mmmmmmm soooooo good SMORGASBORD

why did i do this

DANNY DEVITO, A MINION, AND REEDSKIDOODLES, MY OC, DO NOT STEAL

Shrek Smut

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

It's hot. So very hot.

THIS IS MY OTP