"we don't need marriage counseling!" "look it's either that or a funeral home."

"Sometimes I think about what my life would be like without you." "Then leave."

"Leaving us was never a fucking option, now kneel."

"Do you regret it? Ever?" "Not one bit. Do you?" "Nope, it was fun while it lasted." I sigh. "HURRY UP AND FLUSH THE DAMN FISH!" Santana and her 7 monsters are back.

"Being loved by seven was the best choice I ever made."

"being loved by one person is a beautiful thing, but being loved by seven is something different."

❝I don't want him to be my soulmate!❞ You whine, disgust written all over your face. ❝Every night he sleeps with a different girl and I have to see it!❞ ༻♡ ── ✧ ─── ✧ ── ♡༺ ➺ SOULMATE AU ➺ fuckboy!Yoongi x reader ➺ Started: Jan 30, 2019 || Completed: Mar 28, 2019 © tropicalxsabotage 2019 *i don't own any rights to the gifs, pictures, music, or videos used in this story*

❝I was with strippers and the only thing I could think about is how I wanted their lips to be yours.❞ ✣ ━━━━━━ ✣ ━━━━━━ ✣ ➺ MAFIA AU >>> BOOK 1 ➺ mafioso!Taehyung x reader ➺ Started: Nov 2, 2018 || Completed: Dec 10, 2018 © tropicalxsabotage 2018 *i don't own any rights to the gifs, pictures, music, or videos used in this story* ⚠️ this whole series is literal ASS and cringe central so read at ur own risk ⚠️

Pretty face doesn't make it up for an ugly personality. And Kim Seokjin is the perfect proof of that. ⏤𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆: angst, smut, mistress au disclaimer: please, be aware this series contains mature content such as strong language and smut seokjin x reader, drabble series

Trying to divorce Yoongi might be harder than you thought it'd be. Especially when you're having a two year old toddler. ⏤𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆: fluff, angst, smut disclaimer: please, be aware this series contains mature content such as strong language and smut yoongi x reader, divorce au