hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

An extraordinary tale

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...