{satire} "i can destroy everyones pussy in this room, apart from yours. It's very frustrating." Lilah Buttercup is a quirky, shy and goofy girl who's beauty outshines anyone in her path. She's not the type to fall for a bad boy like Malfoy... but something about him entices her. Secrets, legends, tales and moans, follow Lilah wherever she goes, but when it comes to the final fight, can The Pussy Destroyer become her Knight?

Mcaighleigh Snifflecock is a transfer to hogwarts school for wizardry and witchness. She is so timid and week and feels so alone on her first day, and it gets worse when a tasty,delicious man called dracko Malfoy comes into her life. THIS IS A JOKE

It all started out as a normal day. Spongebob was working for Mr Krabs, but then he caught his hot boss doing something...naughty.

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

It's hot. So very hot.

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

In a world of cartoons, will one brave character be able to take fate into her own hands for the man she loves?

read rn if u want to read it btw this is a joke 😳 My main inspiration for this book is a speech that Obama once said Go to sleep and never wake up ❤️ -Obama