You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.

You and Shrek fall in love.

If you're in love with Shrek this is the book for you;)

You have had a crush on shrek since he went to your house to baby sit your nana. But you didnt know he loved you too.

Because who wouldn't want to lick an ogers toes ;))

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??