I started writing this on ao3 but now it's here! I use the fantom names, Harry is red, duck is Robin and yellow is doi. This is a ship book of Harry×Robin and does include smut but it's smut with plot! 🤯🤯😏

Hi! This is a longer story than my other one and this story starts off with espresso and madeleine attending a masked ball, they have an encounter and things blossom from there. This story contains curse words, sexual references, intoxication, kidnapping, and maybe other triggering topics which I will put a warning in if i believe it to be inappropriate! ALSO THERES GONNA BE SOME PARTS IN CHAPTERS 7 AND ABOVE WHERE IMA RECOMMEND CERTAIN SONGS TO LISTEN TO!!!

SLOW UPDATES!! [ NEW DESCRIPTION ] ... Professor Espresso Cookie. A bittersweet mage that is loads of help, but with a high annoyance tolerance. Ser Madeleine Cookie. A prideful and giddy knight that serves the kingdom, going on patrol once and a while. These cookies are polar opposites...but what would happen if they had gotten together? Chaos. The professor we all know and love isn't what we think he is. He's posing as a professor just to gain information off of the kingdom. He's willing to crumble anyone that comes in his way...but one. Madeleine Cookie.

Batman is still heartbroken that Barbara rejected him, so he asked Joker to help him to find a date, but what he didn't realise that Batman already got the perfect partner in sight. Set place after The Lego Batman Movie. And it's nothing but comedy. LOTS of adult jokes and swearing, no smut though. I just want to keep this as a short fanfic since I'm kinda scared to update to 'ruin' my other fanfic, when I update them. Even though I'm literally shitposting by making a fanfic. I think I NEVER finish a fanfic even though I already knew the ending. Inspired by Supermansion

Joker wakes up in an alternate reality where he is the crime stopping vigilante and Bats is now Gotham's most wanted. There's going to be so much batjokes. (not my art credits to whoever did it tho. its pretty cute :) )

I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS, ART OR SONGS! IT IS A FANFICTION!!! Please let me know who the artists are so I can credit them :). Batman and The Joker somehow end up trapped in a closet together. But before Batsy can figure a way out, he encounters a little problem. Through all the struggle, Batman's knee ends up in The Joker's crotch.

What happens when your arch-enemy kisses you and confesses their feelings during a supposed battle? What if I truly belong with him? Do we complete each other? "Can the Batman and Joker be lovers? Maybe..." This is a little something I wrote because of my love for Batman and Joker it is my favourite hero x villain ship. I don't own any of the images that I incorporated in this story and I hope you all enjoy this piece.

🌸Espresso's skin was cold, empty, and untouched.🌸 -Crossposted to ao3 🌲🍂

{(Credit to the original artist!!!)} After repairing Gotham City with a little help from our enemies, strange things start to stir and linger in the minds of our hero and villain characters. Confessing his 'hatred' to The Joker, good ol' Batsy has been questioning himself the most unthinkable, despicable, diabolical thing: Does he have feelings for his "Greatest Enemy?" {ALL EVENTS IN THIS FANFICTION ARE ALL AFTER THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE. SO SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!}

Espresso hasn't slept in two days, and Madeleine-for some godforsaken reason-feels the need to convince him. It feels like business as usual, until Espresso sees how Madeleine is when he's out of the public eye. (based off of that one official comic)