La Squadra from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Golden Wind goes to Burger King after completing a mission and floating in a river for god knows how long. Also no sorbert and gelato idk their personalities, they literally were created to die. And yeah, i dont know if anyone did this before, so dont be mean to me, this is just a crackfic for god's sake.

The boss of Passione, the number 1 gang in Italy, is a secretive man. He never talks to anyone unless it's through a couple proxies, not even his most trusted guards know his real name. However, the boss needs his Strawberry Cheesecake Shake, he can't function normally otherwise, and he doesn't want Doppio to crash the car again. He thinks of asking the narcotics division, but that would never work. With a sigh , he opens up his contacts and begins to send a message to a man known as Risotto Nero. *Cover was made by Poofyinator*

Ghiaccio wakes up in the hospital after his fight with Giorno only to realize he's been rendered mute. Now that power has changed hands, Ghiaccio no longer has reason to fight. With Melone still beside him, the pair struggle to find their place in the aftermath and learn what communication truly means.

first, you get assigned to a hitmen team, then get stalked, and now you're being held hostage against your will with your own child being used against you. how did you, practically the strognest in passione, get in this position? well, here's the story... #1 IN GHIACCIO 12/11/2020

Leone moves in with his capo, Bruno Bucciarati, in one of the 2 bedroom apartments at their base. He notices that his feelings for Bruno flare up even more once he spends time with the man. Bonding over things such as tea, they gain each other's trust even more; enough to trust each other in partnership. ------ This consists of Bruno x Abbacchio! I felt like there isn't much bruabba on this cursed site so I decided to add more material for this ship. There will be blood, fighting, and some angst for the character backstories. If there are more than a bit of gore/potentially triggering topics, I will state it before it begins. There may be a few steamier sections (a bit of smut as well that can be skipped). Using Leone means it is his POV! If Abbachio is being used in the POV change, it is Bruno's POV. Cover art by @NN12_15 on Twitter ------ Check my profile comments for updates on this book.

Y/N is an interesting person. Nobody knows the exact reason to why she joined Passione, and she keeps a very low profile, even inside the organization. Other than that, she's a skilled and respected gangster. Everything is going at a normal pace until she receives a certain order from her Capo, and one thing's for sure, she's not going to keep her secrets secret for much longer...

My submissions for the Seven Weeks of La Squadra comp hosted by myself and Octopusgirl0! #1 in illuso ♥️

[BruAbba] Leone Abbacchio dies, and builds a life in death. wordcount: 9897 this is crossposted from AO3. i'm just posting here to test out tags n formatting n shit so Please Please just open the original link if youre actually gonna read it for the content

Abbacchio has feelings for Bruno. Bruno has feelings for Abbachio. Both are equally oblivious. My first story so please be gentle! I may add on to this when I have time. Thank you! #1 in BruAbba 3-22-20 #2 in Abbacchio 10-30-19 #16 in BruAbba 10-30-19