✧ word count: 23,434 Solomon Payne died at work 400 years ago and now he's trapped for eternity in a deteriorating soon-to-be hotel with two living people who don't know what they're doing and a cast of dead ones who, generally speaking, know even less. Unsurprisingly, he's tired.

FLAPPER GIRL | ❝All those people, all those lives, where are they now?❞ In all her ninety-something years of death, all Effie Connolly wishes for is some excitement in Button House... from anyone other than the fellow ghosts she's stuck with. So when the elderly owner of the state pops her clogs to make way for the young, fresh-faced Coopers to inherit it, she might just get what she wished for. But there's a catch: the couple want to renovate the house into a hotel. A hotel! There's only one thing for it: the ghosts will simply have to intervene. And they might just find that it's the best decision they ever made... ☆ WINNER of the 2024 Armageddon fanfic awards: "BEST SITCOM FIC" ☆ ( extended summary inside ) bbc ghosts | multiple original characters © starryeyedturtle

COMPLETED | Showgirls; an image of beauty and finesse. A woman that any man would be lucky to take home. Alice Black is a whole other woman when she puts on the makeup and costume, but it's who she is when out of character that turns people away. | American Horror Story: Freak show | Jimmy Darling x OC

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴍᴇᴇᴛꜱ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ'ꜱ ɢʜᴏꜱᴛ. ❛𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘺- 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵, 𝘞𝘪𝘭?❜ ❛𝘏𝘮? 𝘖𝘩! 𝘏𝘪! 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘈𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘣𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺.❜ 𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐫𝐭: 𝐎𝐨𝐩𝟒𝐠 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬: 𝐒𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬 𝐆𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭.)

So you did the thing you've always done. The thing that you do best. You ran. - - - - - - - - - This is a reader!teenager!xTF2 fan fiction cause I can. Not romantic, mainly brotherly/ fatherly and whatnot. Also is a gender neutral reader so whether you are a guy or gal or non-biney pal you can read :) - Cover was drawn by me on insta @da3dalus_arts