Gorillaz? Oh you mean that thing you spend half your life obsessing about right? What were the odds a weird fangirl like you would ever be able to even cross paths with the blue haired singer? You thought that only happened in your dreams until one clumsy stranger at a coffee shop changes everything...

You accidentally piss of the wrong green monster and end up becoming a maid, more like slave for a band you've never heard of! How long will it last? Will you fall for the blue haired, black eyed lead singer or will it end in heartbreak? •THIS IS WRITTEN USING FEMALE PRONOUNS•

You, the reader, take on the humble, unassuming role of being Kong Studio's resident housekeeper. The rest is history. «────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

These are some of my headcansons for Gorillaz(obviously, thats what it says in the title) I update this when I think of more/change my mind on some. I find it easier to write about my favourites, so if Noodle and Russel have more, that's why. Hope you enjoy.

This takes place in Phase 3. You're kidnapped by Murdoc, and find out some dark secrets about your family. Warning: this does contain drinking, smoking, sexual content, and a few trigger warnings. RIGHT NOW I AM GOING THROUGH THIS BOOK AND TAKING OUT A FEW OF THE LAST CHAPTERS. I WILL BE REWRITING THE END TO BEST FIT THE STORY.

𝘼𝙣 𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙔/𝙣 𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙𝙨. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙞𝙨, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙜𝙤? 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙞𝙨 2009, 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙗𝙪𝙢 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙚𝙩. 𝙉𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙, 𝙍𝙪𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙡 𝙬𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙔𝙤𝙧𝙠, 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙞𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙, 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩. 𝘽𝙪𝙩, 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚? 𝙊𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙙? 𝙅𝙤𝙞𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙨 𝙖 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙨, 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚. 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩. 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 ♡

Murdoc was out on a run to get some instruments to start a new band during a small break up of Gorillaz. His second stop was a small music shack to get some new guitars. With the cops on his ass already, all he wanted to do was be in and out and recruit some people. But you ruined his entire plan.