this is NSFW if you like nsfw then keep reading

quirky silly goofy submissive and breedable reader x dominate and infertile Sparkling Cookie Y/N (a cookie made out of earthworms and dirt) was in a silly goofy mood and decided to go to the bar to get shitfaced but sees the Uber hottie Sparkling Cookie and gets HORNY AS SHIT but is a TSUNDERE B I T C H !!!! Will this disgusting piece of shit (you) ever fuck the piss hair man??? 🤯😱🤯😱🤯 In case you couldn't tell, this is a MATURE story (dumbass) so no FUCKING DUMBASS KIDS *pisses*

yo mom

I psychically can't anymore ────────────────── GONE WRONG!!! ────────────────── Cookie Run belongs to devsisters

This is satire i swear