It was a yet another cold winter day in Monstadt Deciding to take a walk you meet eyes to mask with a lone hilichurl Maybe, love at first sight is real...? !!I don't own any of these characters!! !!READ AT YOUR OWN RISK :)!!

u read the title, espresso cookie = daddy

WAA. WAA. waa.

hee hee hoo hoo almond gets femometer so he can give birth to walnut

Wario and dr.eggman go on a romantic date at checkers but things don't go as planned. Read this romantic story to know what happens.

Reader meets hot seggsy daddy papi muscle cockie Denali with his 85ft long schlong and his 1ft+ bulge. He fawks y/n and sniffs their excitement. Y/Ns austy busty custy dusty eusty fusty gusty husty iusty justy kusty lusty musty nusty ousty pusty qusty rusty susty tusty uusty vusty wusty xusty yusty zusty coochie is wet WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT (This is a joke btw 👩‍🦲)

─── 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝. Currently editing! I update whenever I can :)) 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲: -𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐞-𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞- 09/15/20