'stunning, remarkable, entertaining.' - joris bohnson 'a real page-turner. you will never get bored of this exciting story.' - lana del armadillo ⚠️⚠️⚠️TW: words, sentences, the english language, heterophobia, cisphobia, racist language towards white people, the number 3⚠️⚠️⚠️

sapnap gets a fish #1 in 'pissbaby' a little writing exercise I did to make myself feel better, inspired by "with you"

Logs of me, who is trying to survive No Nut November. And me seeing how long I can keep this up on Wattpad.

~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?

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Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

What happens when a over confident Ladder that's a top fall in love with a bottom ladder? Will someone get in their way, or will it be a happy ladder love story?

What happens when Shrek and Dr. Phil meet at a bar? ;)

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️