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What is it like to be in the same neighborhood with a popular guy when you are the nerdy one?

Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.