A disaster at hogwarts has the boy who lived meeting the worst witch. Canon? What canon? Outrageous dumbledore snape has had enough Mildred is her usual clumsy self Sassy harry Hermione can't chant There's a lot of frogs Lucius just wants to knit godammit Hecate is just confused Pippa is an angel Ada is a sweetheart Julie is a BAMF Drarry Mumbroom This was all written in fun, it's a complete crackfic. If you're looking for something light-hearted and funny then this is probably the fic for you. Co-written by my best friend Julie.