Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. (I'm bored and need to get these off my computer.) #1 In 'Welcome' #92 In 'Welcome Home' #10 In 'Welcome Home Arg' #468 In 'Wally Darling'

just been a story with some lemon😉

"If i wear a maid suit you'll give me pussy?" "Yep"I said smiling He nodded signing the agreement i made. "No running and calling me daddy even in front of my friends and your friend. And no teasing me"he proceeded "Deal"I said shaking his hand and signing my part of the paper agreement. JANUARY 25-FEBRUARY 2 Book was written when I was 15 years old so like be aware of cringe😀

Everything in the Request Page 👇

I DO NOT OWN EDDSWORLD THIS BOOK IS OLD, IN NEED OF EDITING - First story I ever created (Around 2016) - Adult themes here and there - Mainly (she/her or fem!reader)

A Book of the Happy Tree Friends Being Shipped in many different ways! Hey Guys! I wanted to make so many HTF x Reader stories, I was just gonna make full Stories of each HTF Character, but I was like "If I do them all separately, it'll take me longer, so why not just do Oneshots!!" Besides, I love writing stories, especially of others will see it and like it too! ^w^ I hope you all enjoy!!

Look, I grew up with this TV series. And I've played both games, (The Stick of Truth, and The Fractured But Whole) and I absolutely LOVE this. And yes, being the bastard I am, I will write lemons for them. I just love these characters, and yes, requests will be TOKEN!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Get it because of Token and Taken and- I'm not funny. but yeah, um. Enjoy!

Tord was quiet for a few seconds, as he just stared at me, as if in deep thought. He slowly brought a hand up to my cheek as he asked"Can I kiss you?" Surprised from what he just asked he wiped a stray tear with the pad of his thumb. "Wha-what?" A smile tugged at Tord's lips, only to bite his lip before saying"That was my question. I was going to ask if I could kiss you..." he licked his lips as a smile tugged at my lips. He leaned down so that our foreheads were against each other, eyes staring back at each other. "So I'll ask again. Can I kiss you?" ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ ღ (Highschool AU) (Y/n) had a terrible past filled with guns and weapons, but when she moves to London she plans on starting over at a new school. She soon meets a group of friends who seem to always have one adventure after the next. All while getting close to a boy who has grabbed her attention ever since the first day of school. She only hopes that she can keep her past hidden from her new found friends, but of course, things don't always go to plan... Jeg elsker deg = I love you (Disclaimer- I do not own any of the artwork, all credit goes to the original artists) *Warnings- swearing, mentions of sex, mentions of guns and violence, heavy mentions of schizophrenia in later chapters, alcohol and of course smoking*

Anyone and anything guys... Vote and suggest for the next one... By the way, my stories might get pretty dark. There should be a warning at the beginning, if there isn't, and you have been triggered, tell me for future reference.

South park smut and lemons