This is the story of Rose. Kim's Granddaughter. Her life was filled with wonder about Edward. She never forgot the tale her Grandmother told her... For it was the last story her Grandmother told before she passed away. Rose is now 18, and is an official adult. And there is only one thing that is on her mind- Edward.

This is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions via DMs as to what weird stuff YOU hear! (NOTE: the book gets funnier as it goes on. The first few chapters are quite rubbish. Feel free to skip ahead to the good stuff or power through!) [Highest ranking: #301 in Humor as of 10/4/18]